
"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them." Phil Pastoret
"They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation." Jerome K. Jerome

"Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault really." Agnes Sligh Turnbull
"My goal in life is to be as wonderful as my dog thinks I am."
"An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing." Robert Brault
"One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why." Author unknown
"Anyone who doesn't know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog." Franklin P. Jones
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think this is how dogs spend their lives." Sue Murphy
"My little dog....the heartbeat at my feet." Edith Wharton
"You can say any foolish thing to a dog and a dog will give you a look that says, "You're right! I never would have thought of that." Dave Barry
"To err is human, to forgive, canine." Anonymous
"Old age means realising you will never own all the dogs you wanted to." Joe Gores